And all of this was meant to be beneath me

July32009

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She: So we were talking and weirdly it seemed like breastfeeding from the left breast was the image we always had, when we thought of breastfeeding.
Me: But neither of you have given birth ...
She: No, but when we thought about it, hypothetically, our future kids.
Me: Okay.
She: So then the conversation devolved.
Me: Into?
She: Well, someone who's left handed is a southpaw
Me: Yes.
She: So, what would the equivalent be for tits? What's the word for someone who's left-breasted?
Me: ...
Me: Portbap?